Thursday, November 11, 2010

Eau de Parfum: Fat Electrician

A product derived directly from the Noah Puckerman school of reverse hottie-psychology, "Fat Electrician" snares the fairer sex with the enticing aromas of ass sweat and burnt fuseboxes. 

This is your next logical step if your stock of "Svelte Refrigerator Repairman" and "Unremarkable Plumber" have proven ineffective.

Also, it's guaranteed to work 60% of the time, every time.

http://www.luckyscent.com/shop/detail.asp?itemid=47709 

1 comment:

  1. recently there was the "night of too many stars" with jon stewart, to raise money for autism, and if you donated a certain amount, you could get a couple neat little giftys. one of those was a white castle candle, which was the scent of a cheeseburger or something of the like. welp, i got it the other day, and they weren't lying. but man, it is absolutely disgusting, i had to put it under my bed last night because it was so pungent. it almost made me sick. it's a neat candle, but i might have to throw it out or get rid of the wax. it's like those cheeseburger doritoes, that freak you out by how much they taste like a burger. it sort of smells like the doritoes, but in a grosser way.

    ReplyDelete