Eau de Parfum: Fat Electrician

A product derived directly from the Noah Puckerman school of reverse hottie-psychology, "Fat Electrician" snares the fairer sex with the enticing aromas of ass sweat and burnt fuseboxes. 

This is your next logical step if your stock of "Svelte Refrigerator Repairman" and "Unremarkable Plumber" have proven ineffective.

Also, it's guaranteed to work 60% of the time, every time.

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