Eau de Parfum: Fat Electrician

A product derived directly from the Noah Puckerman school of reverse hottie-psychology, "Fat Electrician" snares the fairer sex with the enticing aromas of ass sweat and burnt fuseboxes. 

This is your next logical step if your stock of "Svelte Refrigerator Repairman" and "Unremarkable Plumber" have proven ineffective.

Also, it's guaranteed to work 60% of the time, every time.

http://www.luckyscent.com/shop/detail.asp?itemid=47709 

Listen Alan, we need to talk...

We have similar last names and even I think this was an awful choice.

One would think that since he laughs at the end of the commercial that this was all just a joke and "Oh Alan, you are hilarious!!" but no. Sephora exclusively carried the line in stores until 2005 and after which he sold "Cumming" on his own website through 2009 when hackers forced him to take the whole site down.

Now let's explore the scent itself:
"It's notes include bergamot, black pepper, scotch pine, whiskey, cigar, heather, douglas fir, rubber, leather, highland mud, burnt rubber, peat fire, white truffle."

Cigars and burnt rubber??!! Seriously, you've got to be f*cking with me!!