Apparently there's an app for that or 'it'. Matt Berry's Sexytime Soundtrack app aids you in setting the mood with your lady-friend (or fella-friend):"Whether you’re placing your device gently on a mattress before the main event, or taking it out and waving it around down the pub this app uses the iPhone’s gyroscopic and accelerometric capabilities to provide the perfect sensual soundtrack. Not only that but by measuring your rhythm and speed my app will also judge your performance accordingly."
Check it out, download it, and make sure it's locked so you don't accidentally set it off during your board meeting today.
Matt Berry's Sexytime Soundtrack
But what if it's a SEXY board meeting?
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